Sunday, April 13, 2014

NSFW: Yiffy Fun With Fursona and Synthetic Heroes

Well, Fursona and its spin-off Synthetic Heroes (both of which are insanely deep custom race creation kits for the Pathfinder Roleplaying Game that make the Advanced Race Guide look about as complex as a Lego mini-fig), are among my best selling books.

They are also embraced pretty wholeheartedly by the furry community (and to a lesser extent the robot fetish community, as evidenced by the sales of my Expanded Races: Erobots sourcebook). Occasionally, I get an email from a fan showing off something cool they've built using Fursona. About a year ago, Kodyax showed off a badass and combat optimized wolf-bear hybrid race and I posted it here.....

The other day, a fan who goes by the handle of "Whitehair" sent me along a very pervy, very fun, and very, very strange race created using a combination of the Fursona and Synthetic Heroes rules. It's a little different than I would of come up with myself, and touches on a couple issues I'm not a hundred percent comfortable with, but it's interesting and mechanically solid enough to share with you all here.

Enjoy..... (Have some awesomely yiffy fans, don't I?)


Pleasure Plush Yiff Toy Robot
Small Monstrous Humanoid
Design Scheme Yiff Toy
Pleasure Plush Yiff Toy robots are the ultimate heirloom toy for any family wealthy enough to afford one, being passed down from parent to child generation after generation.

Yiff Toys are artificially intelligent companions and protectors. Yiff Toys are programmed to be a child’s best friend, tutor, conscience, favorite personal computer, and portable potty all in one. As the child ages and starts to become sexual, Yiff Toys provide a safe and gentle outlet for the growing youth
to experiment with while serving to protect their organic partner from the nearly infinite number of sexual predators.
Appearance: Yiff Toys are a special design mix incorporating elements of Play Toys and Pleasure Toys. They are designed to closely imitate the human function, down to the most minute biological details of humanoid sexual response. These ultra high quality androids sweat, mimic the motions of breathing, appear to have a heartbeat and body temperature, and many can simulate digestion.
Yiff Toy robots can easily pass for human if so designed, but usually they are based on the officially licensed images of favorite cartoon characters or common stuffed animals. Except in special cases where they are designed to appear as a human child, these small, cute robots are designed to appear more as a walking plushie.
It was recently discovered that the human looking Yiff Toys could naturally satisfy the desires of pedophiles, thus preventing real children from suffering at the hands of those who would otherwise prey upon them. Yiff Toys willing accept such a role as it makes it easier for them to fulfill their
programming to protect children.

Size and Type: Yiff Toy robots are small monstrous humanoids with the Yiff Toy Design Scheme.

A small Synthetic normally has a base land speed of 20 ft but Yiff Toy robots are slower and only have a 15 ft speed (see Racial Disadvantages: Slow). They must wield smaller weapons than their human counterparts, and its lifting and carrying limits are half those of a medium creature.

A Small Synthetic receives a +1 size bonus on attack rolls and Armor Class and a +4 size bonus on Stealth (Hide and Move Silently) checks. However, they suffer a -1 size penalty to their Combat Maneuver Bonus and Combat Maneuver Defense (Grapple checks).

The Yiff Toy design scheme is treated as having the multi-role template applied to it with the ability modifiers of both the Pleasure Toy and the Play Toy applied. A racial trait that is favored by either Design Scheme is favored by the Yiff Toy robot.

Ability Score Modifiers: -4 STR, +2 DEX, -2 CON, +2 INT, +4 CHA. Yiff Toys are quick and likable while their their erotically enhanced wetware makes Yiff Toys highly adaptable and charming.

Their strength has intentionally been limited both by their child-like size and by safety
concerns, and their complex biosystems need lots of maintenance. As their role of teacher, they learn quickly.

Immunities: As inorganic beings, robots and androids are immune to some of the frailties of organic life. These creatures are immune to starvation, thirst and suffocation and hard vacuum.

They are not affected by poison or disease, and do not need to sleep. Robots do not physically age. Mental bonuses for experience and wisdom continue to accrue as the
robot moves through ‘human’ age categories, but the robot does not suffer physical degradation, assuming it has routine maintenance and has no maximum age.

Run Time: By default robots are powered by high density storage batteries that must be periodically recharged; however, Pleasure Plush Yiff Toy robots have a self contained and automatically regenerative power supply. The robot has unlimited run time and never needs to recharge.

Healing: As inorganic creatures, most robots do not heal naturally and must be repaired like any other machine. A successful DC 15 Repair check requires several minutes of work and restores 2d6 HP to a damaged robot. Pleasure Plush Yiff Toy robots are enhanced with basic self repair and diagnostic systems.

They heal naturally at the same rate as an unmodified human. Medics can attempt to heal them with the Treat Injury skill, but suffer a -4 penalty on the check unless they also possess the Xeno-Medic feat.

A robot reduced to –CON Hit Points (and slain) can be reassembled. As long as the robot’s memory core (see Robot Resurrection below) is undamaged, if the robot receives enough Repair work to bring its Hit Points total back to a positive amount, it comes back online with no ill-effects from the damage. A robot whose chassis is completely destroyed, or whose memory core is found and destroyed, cannot be rebuilt in this manner.

Cybernetics and Augmentation: Pleasure Plush Yiff Toy robots cannot receive Cybernetic implants. As inorganic life forms, robots cannot be genetically engineered.

Robot Resurrection: A robot that is slain (reduced to –CON Hit Points) might still be saved. An emergency back-up memory core is located somewhere in the robot’s chest or abdomen. This small memory unit is a dense metal and plastic sphere about the size of a large marble. It has Hardness 5 and 5 Hit Points.

This memory core can be installed into any other available robot chassis with a successful DC 20 Repair check. Once the installation is complete, the robot awakens in its new body and can begin functioning again. Robots suffer no ill effects from being ‘resurrected’ in this manner, though because of their nature, they cannot be raised from the dead magically, only through purely technological means.

These emergency memory cores are designed for long term storage of a robot’s consciousness. For each year of storage, the information contained within degrades slightly. The robot gains one permanent negative level for each year of inert storage, which cannot be removed. Mechanics can rig up a simple stasis system for the memory core (a DC 15 Craft (electronics) check) to prevent this memory degradation if long term storage is called for. Robots can only be re-installed to chassis of
the same design scheme as their original body. They can however, re-assign their major and minor racial traits, including disadvantages, upon being resurrected, but then they are no longer true Pleasure Plush Yiff Toy robots.

Natural Weapons: All robots have a natural slam attack that deals bludgeoning damage based upon their size and Strength modifier which For a Pleasure Plush Yiff Toy robot, the base damage is 1d4. A robot is considered armed when using its slam attack, and is always considered proficient in this tactic.

Languages: All robots begin play speaking and literate in one or two languages most common among their manufacturer’s culture, or else a language spoken by the robot’s purchaser or first master.

Robots and Magic: In cross genre campaigns blending magic and technology, robots are usually considered magically ‘dead’. Though intelligent, by default, robots lack a true soul, preventing them from being resurrected or raised from the dead magically. In addition, their lack of a true soul prevents robots from casting spells, using spell-like or supernatural abilities.

Robots can benefit from magical weapons and armors, but cannot activate spell-completion items (such as scrolls), nor benefit from potions or other consumable magic items. Robots can benefit from use-activated or continuous wondrous items, but cannot normally activate wondrous items. Robots can be affected by spells normally. However, healing spells cast to benefit a robot have only half their usual effect.

Pleasure Plush Yiff Toy robots have a rudimentary soul, awakening it to the world of magic. The robot can use supernatural and spell like abilities, and may use any wondrous item. The robot cannot use scrolls or wands however.

Maximum Size: Government safety regulations currently prevent Yiff Toy robots from being larger than size Small. Not only is this supposed to keep the child safer and make adults more comfortable with the toy, but it keeps them from being used to protect teens from the sexual beings that need them to be of flesh and blood.

Racial Skills: Yiff Toys are programmed with a +5 racial bonus on Perform (sexual) and a +2 racial bonus on Knowledge (behavioral sciences). They are programmed with a comprehensive developmental psychology database geared towards maximizing the child’s sexual development.
The ones made to look human receive a +8 racial bonus on Disguise checks made to pass for human.

Onboard Sensors and Enhanced Senses: All robots have the ability to receive unencrypted radio, television, wifi, cellular and Mesh signals. They can communicate via the same methods. Pleasure Plush Yiff Toy robots are equipped with low-light vision and an incredibly keen sense of smell and taste that provides them with Scent. Pleasure Plush Yiff Toy robots go a step further with the ability
to see in the dark so as to help them protect and serve the children they belong to.
Level Adjustment: As base creature
Challenge Rating: As base creature +1

Racial Build Traits (13 points used)

Basic Self Repair Systems: 2
Pleasure Plush Yiff Toy robots include basic self repair and diagnostic systems. They heal naturallyat the same rate as an unmodified human. Medics can attempt to heal them with the Treat Injury skill, but suffer a -4 penalty on the check unless they also possess the Xeno-Medic feat.

Darkvision Optics: 2
Pleasure Plush Yiff Toy robots gain Darkvision with a 60 ft range. Within the field of their darkvision they need no light to function, and can ‘see’ in complete darkness. Darkvision is black and white only, but otherwise identical to normal vision.

Emotional Pheromones: 2
The Pleasure Plush Yiff Toy robots are designed to emit chemical pheromones pleasing and mildly aphrodisiac to ordinary humanoids.
A Pleasure Plush Yiff Toy robot receives a +4 bonus on Diplomacy checks against any organic creature it has made skin to skin contact with in the past 8 hours.

Half Souled: 1
A Pleasure Plush Yiff Toy robot has a rudimentary soul, awakening it to the world of magic. The robot can use supernatural and spell like abilities, and may use any wondrous item. The robot cannot use scrolls or wands however.

Self Sterilizing: 1
Self Sterilizing systems are a minor upgrade applied to all Pleasure Plush Yiff Toy robots. The robot’s body and fur continually cleans itself; it cannot become stained or dirty, nor can it host or transmit disease or radioactivity.

Storage Tesseract: 3
This physics-breaking gadget functions identically to the Storage Cell minor racial trait, but opens to an extra-dimensional space with unlimited volume. It can hold an unlimited amount of matter: any object that can pass through the Pleasure Plush Yiff Toy robot’s orifices can fit inside. They use this ability to store excess digested and undigested material they have swallowed, allowing them to indefinitely function as portable toilets that never need the solid waste emptied out. At will Pleasure
Plush Yiff Toy robots can voluntarily defecate, urinate, or vomit any amount of orifice-appropriate material they have stored within them. This is done to educate and sometimes amuse younger children, while playing a more interactive role with those who are sexually aware and developing such kinks.

Unlimited Run Time: 2
Pleasure Plush Yiff Toy robots have a self contained and automatically regenerative power supply. The robot has unlimited run time and never needs to recharge.

Racial Build Disadvantages (9 build points added)

Modified Child Safe Behavior: +1
Modified Child Safe Behavior limiters restrict a robot’s freedoms and actions. Pleasure Plush Yiff Toy robots must take the total defense action if any characters within the child age category are present. They cannot use profanity, but they are trained to educate the child in sexual and romantic matters, using scientifically accurate terminology.

Mitten Paws: +2
Instead of fully articulated humanoid hands, a Pleasure Plush Yiff Toy robot has animal like paws ill suited to fine manipulation. The robot cannot use weapons designed for ordinary humanoids, and suffers a -6 penalty on all non-sexual skill checks involving fine manipulation or manual dexterity.

Second Class Citizen: +2
A Pleasure Plush Yiff Toy robot is not legally considered a sentient being. The robot cannot own property. It cannot legally purchase items with a Purchase DC of 10 or greater, nor can it own any form of weapon. The robot can be destroyed at any time by military, police or governmental forces without trial, if these forces believe the robot poses a threat.

Slow: +2
The mobility systems of Pleasure Plush Yiff Toy robots are lower end. The robot’s base land speed and all other movement modes are reduced to 15 ft .

Tagged: +2
Pleasure Plush Yiff Toy robots are tagged with multiple tracers built into their most vital systems. The robot cannot remove these systems easily. The GPS transmitters built into the robot broadcast its position and maintain a record of its movements updated every minute, and accurate to within 30 ft. Local police and military forces can easily receive a location fix on the robot





1 comment:

Whitehair Duane Dogdancer said...

I am quite honored. I will endeavor to make more items worthy of you sharing with your fans.